Love bites »

You know those little marks left on your significant other when you bite them or suck on them? Why do people think those are so fucking fun to show off? Doesn’t anybody think they look skanky anymore? A huge red mark on the side of your neck? That’s not cute or classy in my opinion.

That’s not to say I’ve never left them, or had them left on me. Most of them have been purely accidental, you know? You’re going at it and things get carried away, then you’re left with a huge red mark on your body - sometimes not very easy to hide. But there are people out there that take pictures of them and get all giggly like freaking middle schoolers. What the hell?

I thought I was 22, not 12. It’s like “oooh, you’re having sex… oooohhhhhh.” Ugh. Sorry, I’m getting tired of seeing hickey pictures floating around my livejournal friends list, my flickr, and my myspace. And for the record, I have taken pictures of a bite mark before. I left a bite mark [not a hickey, teeth marks] on Dave’s neck and thought it was impressively deep without causing bloodloss. Took a picture of it. Have I shared it? No, because everybody knows we had sex. I don’t need ‘proof’ of the fact that I marred his body.

Plus I think it looks kinda sleezy. But then again.. it seems I’m in the minority here.

Great week »

I had a wonderful week in Pennsylvania with Dave. We had a great time, and I think the entire trip made us much closer than what we were. He’s planning to move to Iowa after basic training. I’m exhausted right now. There’s one pic of Dave and Corbin on my Flickr right now, mostly cause my phone is dead at the moment and my camera is in my bag (which is in my car, which is at Wal-mart with Mom presumably). More to come soon. It was a Very Good Week.

Today »

Today at 2pm, I will be leaving my house with my Mom and Corbin and driving to the airport to fly to Pennsylvania. What’s in Pennsylvania you ask? Well, you obviously don’t keep up with my livejournal, or else you’d know! Damn you.

I have a boyfriend. His name is Dave. He’s a sweetheart. We’ve known each other for a while. Recently got close. I decided that since I had the means, it was time to meet. So off we go to Pennsylvania. I’m writing this because it’s 2:30am, my flight leaves at 5pm and I’m freaking. the. fuck. out.

I love this guy, seriously. He’s … amazing. More than I could ask for. More than I’ve ever asked for. And it’s nice. It makes me tingle in a happy fuzzy way. It makes me stutter, in a good way. lol. He makes me nervous but… he makes me so happy. So… we’ll see. I know y’all are reading this going “Strange.” but… we’ll see. I’m sure everything will be alright.

My friends are proud because this is the “healthiest” relationship I’ve been in for a long while. I’m not sure whether to be insulted or not, but hey - it works! lol. Angela’s actually talked to him I think, and she’s happy with him.

He calls me gorgeous. And yes, he has in fact seen me.

WoW haikus »

This made me lol.

Mage:
Lords of fire and ice.
I feel like mutton tonight.
Dresses are manly.

From the comments here. Haha.

Nicknames »

Corbin, the poor child, has more nicknames than I can count. I call him Bug, Bugaboo, Monkey, Monkeybutt, Boogerbutt, Love (granted, I call Dave ‘love’, and a few of my friends), and a few completely gibberish ones that pop out at a moments notice. Grandma (who is no longer Nama and is now Gammas) calls him a few of her own. And I wonder how many kids have a ton of nicknames. And how many kids actually learn to answer to their nickname before they answer to their real name.

Corbin {loves} Hannah Montana »

What is the allure of Miley Cyrus that she can be herself and play a completely different person, and do it well? Corbin doesn’t identify Miley Cyrus as Miley. He identifies her as Hannah Montana. I almost feel bad for Miley, you know? How many kids believe that Hannah is a real girl?

Anyways, not my point. I have a ton of videos favorited on my youtube account. Mostly music stuffs. It’s easy to cycle through it and pick out the ones I want to listen to. Corbin’s all-time favorite seems to be “Hanna Tanna Rot-tar” And yes, he sings along. He’s taken quite a liking to Hannah Montana. It’s kind of adorable.

Excuse me, I have to go put Hannah Montana back on…

Potty training, wut? »

So, we’ve attempted to get Corbin interested in the potty chair and potty training. Only because he started to show an interest in it. He started taking his diapers off, telling us when he went, and sometimes telling us before he had to go.

Anyways, I was talking to someone the other day, and the subject of Corbin and potty training came up. Most of the people I’ve spoken to or spoken with are very gung-ho about potty training omgznow! We’re kind of relaxed about potty training. If he doesn’t do it, that’s fine. But if he does - that’s great. The only time he gets in trouble is when he purposefully takes his clothes off and goes and hides and uses the bathroom in a place that is not the bathroom.

But this girl, she goes “You’re not potty training Corbin, are you?” In that voice like “please tell me you aren’t”, you know what I mean? I’m like “Well kinda. We’re not making it a big issue, but we are teaching him how to use the potty chair, etc.” She starts going on about how her doctor said not to potty train until “three months before his 4th birthday”. Yes, his 4th birthday.

Any opinions? She said to wait til then because then they’ll “be ready”. I’m so confused.

Sleep? Wut? »

What is this sleep you speak of? Corbin and I have been getting none of it. He’s still cutting his friggin two year molars. The bottom left one does not want to come in, and our sleeping schedule has been completely screwed because of it. Instead of sleeping 9pm-10am, he’s now sleeping here and there in small chunks, and then from 3am-10 or 11am. I’m not sleeping until 5 or 6am some mornings. Urgh. It’s just driving me up the wall.

I found more errors on Sleepless Nights too. On the archive page, so I’m trying to fix those.

Oh, Corbin’s taken to randomly screaming at the top of his lungs. -.- This is fun because he usually chooses right next to my ear to do it. Woot? Not so much.

Things over here have been…. special to say the least. Trying to clean, juggle bills, work, etc. And dealing with a mild (ok, probably worse than mild) depression slump there for a while. I keep fighting my way out of it, but it’s kinda clawing me back down lately. Oh, and hah… I forgot the best part (not sarcastic at all), my friend Dave and I have been getting closer and closer and seems as though I have myself a new boyfriend.. I’m trying not to talk about it too much, because I worry it’ll doom the relationship - but yeah. I’m sure things will be fine. It’s a new thing for me, so I’m trying not to jump in head first like I usually do.

Meh. Anyways.. that’s all really.

Most boring blogger ever »

While we were down, I had all these things I wanted to blog about. Had huge blogs in my head. Stupid me… didn’t write them down. Now I have nothing to talk about. Nothing to say. Nothing to even think about. ARG I HATE WRITERS BLOCK!

Someone give me something to blog about…

And we’re back »

Sorry about the downtime folks.. had some unforeseeable circumstances. Just wanted to post real quick that we’re back up. Was down about a week or more. Nice to see my prettiful layout again. *pats Sleepless Nights* Anyways…. now I have to like, think of stuff to blog now. lol.